I love you this big.

moxiearien:

cresentmoon2000:

katiaobinger:

the true american experience is wondering if you just heard firecrackers or gunshots

PLEASE TELL ME THIS IS A JOKE

bonus points: both are illegal in your state and you still cannot tell

(via cast-le)

punkbeds:

BOYS TO AVOID:
-boys that are against feminism
-boys that call girls sluts and whores
-boys that think a vagina gets loose after having a lot of sex
-white boys that use the n word
-bronies

(Source: itrustdrakewithmylife, via amnonia)

baitnswitchblade:

chainsandshipsexciteme:

sexting-derek-hale:

mynerdinessoverwhelmsme:

sexting-derek-hale:

Wait do American people not call their friends mate?? Is this a thing???

Yup. I’m sure some do but mostly people just say friend. Which is boring but whatever.

Wait so you go up to your friends and be like “Hello friend.”

we use names

(via stolker)

beautyyytime:

Why one eyebrow always comin out Gucci and the other eyebrow comin out Walmart

(via misuunderstood)

livingina-hidingplace:

faineemae:

"You plagiarized a sentence in an essay? Expelled & we’ll make it hard for you to enroll into another school ever again."

"You raped and assaulted a student on campus? You can come back to school."

fuck the education system

I will never NOT reblog this.

(via stolker)

eziocauthon89:

I don’t know which is the “correct” answer, but I know which one I’m going to use from now on

eziocauthon89:

I don’t know which is the “correct” answer, but I know which one I’m going to use from now on

(Source: i-remade-fffffuckkkkkkkkk, via karkittysplushrump)

“Stuck between wanting rough sex and sweet sensual cuddles.”
— T. Davis  (via breakfast-with-satan)

(Source: kitty-en-classe, via icy-brunette)

phatticuss:

cumcream:

cumcream:

What did the cat say to the dog?

cats don’t talk

image

(Source: collxxn, via stolker)

Went to the “beach” all day yesterday. Aka, went to the beach for 3 hours and then rented a motel room for the rest of the day.

Went to the “beach” all day yesterday. Aka, went to the beach for 3 hours and then rented a motel room for the rest of the day.

subwaywhore:

Poking holes in dad’s condoms so someone else can do the dishes

(via braydaaan)